And I’d believe it too!

I mean, I would believe it if the guy in black were to specify that the Space God was nothing less than the “Flying Spaghetti Monster”

Of course, the two turtles were hurled down, slammed together, their feet jammed, and voila`, here’s planet Earth! Spherical as observed experimentally.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is waiting for me…

Haven’t had the time to even open the book. I just skim-read the back cover. It looks nice though, it’s a pity that my nun aunts doesn’t read english, or I’d give her one to keep side by side with her bible. I mean, I’m just returning a favour, right?

Update: Have a look at how the ITS DEITY THE FSM created the WORLD!!!

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Edit II: an introductory video to pastafarianism:

Convert, or face extinction!!!

I’ve just had a revelation. Not, like San Paul (then Saulus) on the way to Damascus, but rather on my mailbox – the real one, not the electronical one.

I was walking by the corridor, and an indefinable light was shining through my pigeon hole. A padded envelope was inside, translucent with this divine light. Like in trance, I took it up, tore the seal apart, and a blast of light surrounded me, impressing an indelebile shadow of my silhouette (internal organs included) on my boss’ closed door.

I should have been dead, instantly vapourised by the holy radiation emanating from the envelope, instead I felt like blessed, and reached with my hand inside it, extracting an orange hardcover but easily pocketable book, whose title read: “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster“.

Now, I am not the religious type of guy, but very much like Alessandro Manzoni after his onw late conversion, I feel compelled to drink from this wisedom fountain, to discover what the ONE I now accept as the real creator of the universe has to tell me.

I’ll keep you posted